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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

TERRORIST ATTACK

My Twins are a wonderful gang. They have teemed up against us at this lil age. We were expecting teeming up behavior in teenage, which is many years far from now. Both of them have learnt ways to make us all feel helpless, plead, sit on our knees, and feel totally out of control. They are dominating every minutes of our life and they decide what we will do. Our life revolves around their whims and fancies.
I have made a checklist of their latest codes, commands and threats.

Actions/ Words Meaning
Uooo…Uooo
…=Pointing in different directions,demanding us to tell the name of things that are pointed out.

POM = Wants us 2 switch on all the Fans of the house. Has a special facination for the Kitchen Exhaust Fan

Cockocooo = Cockroach, Baby Cockroach,Mama Cockroach, Papa Cockroach. Opens ans closes a cabinate that has a family of cockroaches. Inspects them every half an hour.( Pls don’t think my home is unclean)

Bataah…Bataah = One word that has many uses- is used to threaten the maid when she puts on the shoes, is used to threaten the Cockroaches, is used to tell us that she is not in mood to follow any requests (forget orders)

Nahee..nahee = No no..- is used to tell us that she does not want to come in ( when she runs out of the door).

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