Mum Quotes

• Mummy Quotes
  As the saying goes, mothers know best!
• “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”- Milton Berle
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  “I know how to do anything - I'm a Mom.” - Roseanne Barr
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  “To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power.”- Maya Angelou
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• “It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.”- The Golden Girls
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  “God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers.”- Jewish Proverb
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  “The phrase ‘working mother’ is redundant.- Jane Sellman
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  “That best academy, a mother's knee.”- James Russell Lowell
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  “With what price we pay for the glory of motherhood.”- Isadora Duncan
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  “To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language.”- Arlene Benedict
• “The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. ‘Yes’, she replied ‘but not the same ones.’”- David Finkelstein
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  “Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease.”- Lisa Alther
  
• “A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled.”- Emily Dickinson
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  “She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn't take them along.” - Margaret Culkin Banning
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  “A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.” - Sophia Loren
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  "The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."- John Fiebig
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  "I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids."- Unknown
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  "Child rearing myth #1: Labour ends when the baby is born."- Unknown
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  "Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you reach it faster, too."- Lionel Kaufman
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• "It is amazing how quickly the kids learn the operation of the DVD, yet are unable to understand the vacuum cleaner."- Etienne Marchal
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  "Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble."- Dennis Fakes
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  "Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."- Ed Asner
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  "Poverty is hereditary - you get it from your children."- Phyllis Diller
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  "Children are gleeful barbarians."- Joseph Morgenstern
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  "By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class."- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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  "We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."- Phyllis Diller
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  “The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.”- Rajneesh
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  “Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.”- T. DeWitt Talmage
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  “A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, "where mother is."- Keith L. Brooks
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  “A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.”- Irish Proverb
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  “A mother understands what a child does not say.”- Proverb
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  “Making the decision to have a child - It's momentous। It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.”- Elizabeth Stone
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  “A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take।”- Cardinal Mermillod
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  “All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother.”- Abraham लिंकोलं
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  “Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.”- Lin Yutang